Utter Hogwash

Golly

Are you experiencing 'plastic fur syndrome'? This dreadful condition afflicts many cats today, due to inadequate amounts of catnipidinoxidase in our food. Unfortunately, the only treatment available today is actually ingesting catnip - ugh. But that is not necessary any more due to the brilliant and altruistic scientists at Utter Hogwash Institutes of Health, who have invented a miracle cure!

Introducing the Magic Fluffy Bag

This patient came to us with an advanced case of PFS, and after only 3 weeks in a Magic Fluffy Bag, she made an astounding recovery!

Golly

Fully recovered!

Buy Your Magic Fluffy Bag Today!

The Utter Hogwash Institute is a Feline owned and operated business. We support lots of catty social services including 'The Free Shed Bucket', 'Kittens United to Hunt Songbirds', and 'Chipmunks on Wheels'.


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